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Old Apr 10, 2006, 05:18 AM // 05:18   #461
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And always stay on your guard, because...
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 05:24 AM // 05:24   #462
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you might drive while being drunk...
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 05:34 AM // 05:34   #463
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..and only when the police pull you over do you realize...
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 05:35 AM // 05:35   #464
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you went without underwear so...
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 05:38 AM // 05:38   #465
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...well, let's just say your pelvis was bared...maybe you forgot your pants while you were drunk, for...
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 05:39 AM // 05:39   #466
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some odd reason, the Police Officer then gives you a warning after slapping your @$$ so you...
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 05:40 AM // 05:40   #467
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...cover your pelvic area with a towel or something, then drive the rest of the way home!! END OF STORY!
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 05:41 AM // 05:41   #468
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Once upon a time, there lived a happy elf girl...
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 05:43 AM // 05:43   #469
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..named Ellen, who came to Tyria from...
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 05:46 AM // 05:46   #470
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 06:15 AM // 06:15   #471
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the day Ellen got pregnant.Back to 9 month ago.......
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 06:22 AM // 06:22   #472
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the Earth shifted it's axis by .04859745478 degree causing massive floods all around the world...
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 06:44 AM // 06:44   #473
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People around the world were soo happy that they commited suicide and
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 06:54 AM // 06:54   #474
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commited suicide so they can be with their decreased love ones only to...
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 08:39 AM // 08:39   #475
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find out that theyll be goin to "heck". "WHOA!"...Jim opened his eyes.....it was all just a retarded dream. He sighed then
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 02:30 PM // 14:30   #476
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...got up with an extreme hangover because...
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 04:29 PM // 16:29   #477
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Asplode told him to take 21 shots of some unknown substance and...
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 04:32 PM // 16:32   #478
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he had been eating grapes all night
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so we had to jump him...again because...
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...he had pockets full of dough and...
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